第三幕: 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮
旁白:时间拨回到三分钟之前,张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside,zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
(张飞上,在台上转一圈后,如京剧拿柱般亮相,定格)
曹操和蒋干:嘿嘿嘿嘿!(奸笑中)
夏侯敦:唔唔唔唔……(奸笑中)
(三人奸笑上台)代写剧本 www.coffbar.com
张飞:哇!火腿肠你回来拉!! Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦:我靠,又一个黑人,黑人都是很牛x的,我怕了。。。 black man come again , Blacks are very powerful,i'm afaid
曹操:阁下是何人,何以竟有如此美妙的声音!Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞:我便是那燕(yān)人张翼德!(咬牙)I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth)
曹操:阉人??原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦,上去解决他!
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
(夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出)
夏侯敦:唔!唔~唔!
(二人打在一起)(定格)
蒋干:丞相,这一仗咱们必输,一会还有桥断水倒流呢!快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操:你怎么知道?How dou you know it?
蒋干:《真三国无双叁》,长坂的任务啊!! "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操:干啊,我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体,你还是听为丞相的一句话吧!珍爱生命,远离三俗啊!
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.