英语西游记小品剧本

2020-04-25剧本

  小品剧本是一种文学形式,是舞台艺术创作的文本基础,编导与演员根据剧本进行演出。属表演艺术范畴。下面小编收集了西游记英语小品剧本,供大家参考。

  唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场

  唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures. 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```

  唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍) 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.(唐僧继续唱) 悟空:master,can you stop,.

  唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

  悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!

  唐僧:Is like a noisy?

  悟空:No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!

  唐僧:Ok,go ahead!I am``(唐僧刚想唱,悟空回头,师停止)

  (走着走着,看到一房子)

  唐僧:Look! There is a house over there. 悟空:really!let’s me have a look!

  (空飞奔过去打探情况,在墙外跳了一圈,回去报告)

  悟空:Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple. 唐僧:Knock the door!

  悟空:(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door! (门没开,悟空回来) 唐僧:You should be polite!like this```` (上海滩音乐起,师大步向前,敲门)

  唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍,门房才开)

  小媳妇(做哭状):爹、妈,我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …

  老头: Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

  (小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息,擦泪。) 唐僧、悟空走进)

  唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头(做哽咽状):Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……别过脸去继续哭泣)

  (唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前。) 老妈: Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧: Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

  老头: Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.

  唐僧: Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老头:Really!Where he is? (悟空过来,亮肌肉) 老头:A monkey?

  唐僧:Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.

  老头: Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

  悟空: What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

  这时起了风声(音乐),老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定

  地举手示意,让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看,便不慌不忙地也躲

  在了门后,露出一段红袖子。

  猪八戒(大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来,嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.

  站在台上停一下,见没有动静,觉得奇怪,往房屋里看去,见露出一段红袖子,高兴地一拍手掌。

  八戒: Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子,把小娘子拖了出来,小娘子作出害羞的样子,有时又做出猴子的模样。

  八戒: Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.

  小娘子笑着点头,抓耳挠腮。

  八戒: Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子: When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒: Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.

  八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子,又把八戒拉回来。 八戒: Darling. Why are you so powerful?

  小娘子: Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.

  八戒: Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.

  两人走了几步,小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子,八戒忙扶起她,作出痛惜的样子。

  小女子: I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒: Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上: Darling, Let's go. 小女子(在八戒头上一点):Okay. Let’s go.

  音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈,做出越走越慢,越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮,非常高兴。 八戒: Darling, why are you so heavy?

  小女子: Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?) 八戒: Yes, I do. I do.

  继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支,玉兰一脚把八戒踢到!小女子倒地之后,

  做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟,忙东张西望找小媳妇。 八戒: Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子(偷偷地笑,再装作痛苦的样子):Honey, I am here. 八戒: Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子: That's your fault. 八戒: Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.

  小女子: You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒: Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息,小女子仔细地打量他。

  小女子(撒娇地):Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.

  八戒: Alas! Don’t mention it ,I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥!(刹那回头开始回想)

  嫦娥翩然而至,两人互视5秒,叫着对方名字奔跑向拥抱。走进后, 八戒唱歌:你是我的玫瑰·····(嫦娥感动) 再唱:你是我的情人····

  两人深情对视。。。音乐莫扎特 第40号交响曲 起,跳舞, 突然,玉帝出现。八戒放手,嫦娥没站好摔倒, 八戒:My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝:How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起,跑到玉帝跟前撒娇

  嫦娥:Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!

  玉帝怒!:Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥:my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝:what about 天骄园?

  嫦娥:(撒娇)no no !let’s go to the 紫荆园!there have air condition ! 玉帝: That’s Ok .My daring!

  回想结束,

  八戒:I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉兰:You look too ugly to meet people.

  八戒: I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been

  waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. (八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手)

  小女子(把手甩开):You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!

  八戒: I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子 Show me some gongfu then. 八戒: OK, let me show you my gongfu.

  从石头后拿出钉钯,舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时,被小女子一把抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了过去。 八戒: Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子: Pull me out if you can .

  八戒做出用力拖的样子,没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地。

  八戒: How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑: You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看, My god! You are Mahatma!

  八戒转身想跑,被悟空拦住,猪八戒甩开孙悟空,双方对峙了一会儿,猪八戒poping, 八戒: Can you?

  悟空: yes,I can’t, so what, I will fight you.

  悟空一拳往八戒脸上打,八戒顿时感到一种压力和害怕。

  悟空: Dare you wive yet?

  八戒: No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.

  悟空: I bet you dare not.

  悟空放开,八戒转身想跑,被悟空一把抓住耳朵,疼得直叫。

  悟空: Y ou silly, where are you going?

  八戒: I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?

  悟空;;Y ou silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.

  八戒: What? Has Tangseng come?

  悟空: Y es. Let's go!

  两人在台上走半圈,来到房前。

  悟空: Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !

  唐僧等人走了出来,老头一家还有些战战兢兢。

  悟空: Y ou silly, kneel down to meet your master.

  八戒:Master, nice to meet you here.

  唐僧:My prentice, what's up?

  悟空: Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.

  唐僧:I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.

  八戒: Thank you, my master!

  唐僧:Let's go ahead, my prentices.

  八戒此时并不想走,于是…….

  Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.

  悟空:Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.

  八戒此时似乎想起了什么‘

  Bajie :How old are you gulu youwe.

  Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.

  Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.

  Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.

  Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.

  八戒与唐僧对唱《321对不起》

  唱毕,唐僧与悟空拉着八戒走,八戒深情的看着玉兰。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又对着玉兰的爹。

  Yu ’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.

  八戒此时已无可留恋….

  Bajie :Master,let’s go…

  傍着音乐,师徒三人离开了高老庄。

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