西 门 吹 雪
(Xi Men Chui Xue)
身高:190cm
Height: 190cm 最爱干的事情:聊qq
Favorite doing: chatting
战斗力:无限
War power: endless 最爱的颜色:黑色
Favorite color: black
武器:长剑
Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料:啤酒
Favorite drinks: beer
血型:O
Type of blood: O 最崇拜的人:小燕子,******
Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong
Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.
荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边,不敢出大气。
旁白:Competition begins.
荆轲(带剑冲向西门吹雪,半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?
西门吹雪:Just come on.
荆轲:(又冲,停在西门吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?
西门吹雪:(不耐烦)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?
荆轲(环视四周见无一人,便跪在西门吹雪面前,大哭)My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!
西门吹雪(大怒)I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲,忽然,捂住自己的肚子,自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?
荆轲:T-o-i-l-e-t-?
西门吹雪:WC.
荆轲:W-C-?
西门吹雪:(急)茅厕!!Are you happy to hear such rude words?
荆轲:I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.
西门吹雪下。
太子丹与阿三上,看见荆轲,大吃一惊,太子丹给阿三一个眼色,阿三会意。走至荆轲前。